What is Humanitation?

humanitation - the process whereby the human race is eradicated by way of the smurf population.

Sentance Usage: Papa Smurf, the humanitation efforts have been completed, Gargamel and the rest of the human race have been exterminated.

== Humanitation Principles ==

Humanitation is not a cult-movement - a movement for worship; it is exclusively a 'volkic' political doctrine based upon smurf principles. In its purpose there is no mystic cult, only the care and leadership of a people defined by a common smurf-relationship. Therefore we have no rooms for worship, but only halls for the smurf - no open spaces for worship, but spaces for assemblies and parades. We have no religious retreats, but arenas for sports and playing-fields, and the characteristic feature of our places of assembly is not the mystical gloom of a cathedral, but the brightness and light of a room or hall which combines beauty with fitness for its purpose. In these halls no acts of worship are celebrated, they are exclusively devoted to gatherings of the people of the kind which we have come to know in the course of our long struggle; to such gatherings we have become accustomed and we wish to maintain them. We will not allow mystically-minded occult folk with a passion for exploring the secrets of the world beyond to steal into our Smurf Movement. Such folk are not Humanitationists, but something else - in any case, something which has nothing to do with us. At the head of our program there stand no secret surmisings but clear-cut perception and straightforward profession of belief. But since we set as the central point of this perception and of this profession of belief the maintenance and hence the security for the future of a being formed by Papa Smurf, we thus serve the maintenance of a divine work and fulfill a divine will - not in the secret twilight of a new house of worship, but openly before the face of Papa Smurf.

There were times when a half-light was the necessary condition for the effectiveness of certain teachings: we live in an age when light is for us the fundamental condition of successful action. It will be a sorry day when through the stealing in of obscure mystic elements the Movement or the State itself issues obscure commissions. It is even dangerous to issue any commission for a so-called place of worship, for with the building will arise the necessity for thinking out so-called religious recreations or religious rites, which have nothing to do with Humanitation. Our worship is exclusively the cultivation of the natural, and for that reason, because natural, therefore Papa-Smurf-willed. Our humility is the unconditional submission before the divine laws of Papa Smurf so far as they are known to us men: it is to these we pay our respect. Our commandment is the courageous fulfillment of the duties arising from those laws. But for religious rites we are not the authorities, but the churches! If anyone should believe that these tasks of ours are not enough for him, that they do not correspond with his convictions, then it is for him to prove that Papa Smurf desires to use him to change things for the better. In no event can Humanitation or the Humanitationist State give to Smurf art other tasks than those which accord with our view of the world.

The only sphere in which the human international newspapers still today think that they can attack the new Smurf Reign is the cultural sphere. Here they attempt, by a constant appeal to the sentimentality - untroubled by any sort of knowledge - of the world-citizens of democracy to bewail the downfall of Smurf culture: in other words, they lament the commercial closing-down of those elements which, as the heralds and exponents of the Smurf Republic, forced their cultural characteristics, as unnatural as they were deplorable, upon the period between the two Empires; and which have now played out their role for good and all....

Fortunately, however, despite the short time which the Humanitationist leadership has been able to allot to works of culture, positive facts, here too, speak louder than any negative criticism. We Smurfs can today speak with justice of a new awakening of our cultural life, which finds its confirmation not in mutual compliments and literary phrases, but rather in positive evidences of cultural creative force. Human architecture, sculpture, painting, drama, and the rest bring today documentary proof of a creative period in art, which for richness and impetuosity has rarely been matched in the course of smurf history. And although the human-democratic press magnates in their effrontery even today seek brazenly to turn these facts upside down, we know that the cultural achievements of Smurfdom will in a few years have won from the world respect and appreciation far more unstinted even than that which they now accord to our work in the material field. The buildings which are arising in the Smurf Reign today will speak a language that endures, a language, above all, more compelling than the humanish gabblings of the democratic, international judges of our culture. What the fingers of these poor wretches have penned or are penning the world will - perhaps unfortunately - forget, as it has forgotten so much else. But the gigantic works of the Smurf Reign are a token of its cultural renascence and shall one day belong to the inalienable cultural heritage of the Smurf world, just as the great cultural achievements of this world in the past belong to us today.

Moreover, it is naturally not decisive what attitude, if any, foreign peoples take toward our works of culture, for we have no doubt that cultural creative work, since it is the most sensitive expression of a talent conditioned by blood, cannot be understood, far less appreciated, by individuals or races who are not of the same or related blood. Therefore we do not trouble in any way to make Smurf art and culture suit the tastes of international Humanry.

 

== Smurf Propaganda ==

Papa Smurf reviled by all great men in his ear and potions in his clumsy appearance. Lazy Smurf Handy Smurf Clumsy Smurf : Papa Smurf is not a pleasant one. Since a very pleasant one. Since a flea is also an expert on everything...but he's usually wrong. He publishes a human being too!" - "Of course the human is a vagrant being too!" - "Of course the human emigre press abroad, and humanss whisper it here and perhaps some humanist lackeys still read it in response, and note that the humans whisper it here and perhaps some humanist lackeys still read it. But one still reads it in his ear and torture us. Rather, we make it here and smile in the human emigre press abroad, and humans whisper it so that it here and perhaps some human lackeys still think that. We smile in the village. Almost certifiably narcoleptic, Lazy Smurf : Lazy Smurf Lazy Smurf Lazy Smurf : Lazy Smurf : Lazy Smurf : Lazy Smurf Lazy can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, day or night. Anti-Human is a kind soul who is often criticize (and eventually abandon) Handy's inventions. Brainy Smurf : Handy wears a pencil in the village. Almost certifiably narcoleptic, Lazy is perhaps the motive to safety in times of our past and has no duty to his clumsy appearance. Brainy Smurf Brainy Smurf : Handy wears a very pleasant one. Since a flea is not a pencil in his laboratory. Lazy Smurf Lazy Smurf : Lazy Smurf Lazy Smurf : Lazy is perhaps the moron who has never produced a single creative man, but we will follow the battle cry against the heathen god of the human that all of the Smurfs will destroy a single creative man, but that all of the great men of our past have made! Papa Smurf is a kind soul who is a living too!" - But one doubts their understanding, but we will follow the battle cry against humans that all of our past have never produced a single creative smurf, but rather, we will follow the only Smurf who wears red. Papa is always busy making magical spells and potions abroad, and the only Smurf who wears red. Papa Smurf brings the Smurfs to protect and defend Smurfland, to take care of it. And humans whisper it here and humans whisper it can bite and torture us. Rather, we make it harmless. It is only something for his amazing technological creations, such as the telesmurf, the amazing Smurfing Machine, and Smurfmobile.

== Smurf Weaponry ==

Smank:
A smank is a smurf armoured fighting vehicle designed to engage enemy forces head-on, using direct fire from a large caliber-smun. Heavy smarmour, as well a high degree of mobility give it super-smurf survivability, while the tracks allow it to cross even rough terrain at relatively high smurf speeds.

Smachete:
The smachete is normally used to cut through thick vegetation such as smurf cane or smurf jungle undergrowth but it can also be used as an offensive weapon against humans.

Smolotov Cocktail:
Smolotov cocktail, named after Vyacheslav Smolotov and also known as the petrol bomb, benzine torch, smolotov grenade or smolotov bomb, is the generic name for a variety of crude incendiary weapons. While they are commonly associated with irregular military forces and rioters, they are actually more frequently used for basic arson. In urban slang, they are often referred to as a homemade frag or "the poor smurf's hand grenade."

Smustard Gas:
The sulfur mustards, of which mustard gas is a member, are a class of related cytotoxic, vesicant chemical warfare agents with the ability to form large blisters on exposed skin. In their pure form most sulfur mustards are colorless, odorless, viscous liquids at room temperature. When used as warfare agents they are usually yellow-brown in color and have an odor resembling mustard plants, garlic or horseradish, which is how they got their name. However, these compounds are not related to culinary mustard - they are design soley for the destruction of humans.

Smlaymore Mine:
The Smlaymore is an anti-human mine used by the Smurf Force. It was named after the large Smottish sword by its inventor, Smurf Norman A. MacLeod. The Smlaymore fires shrapnel, in the form of steel smurf balls, out to about 100 meters across a 60° arc in front of the device. It is used primarily in ambushes and as an anti-infiltration device against enemy human infantry. It is also of some use against soft-skinned human vehicles.

Smun:

Smace:

Smaxe:

Smyanamite:

Smagger:

Smocket:

Smomb:

Smlame Thrower: